Five Ways to Know You’re at a Chingy Show

In Buzz by Twombly Johanson

1) You’re Surrounded by screaming white girls

white grls

2) Chingy shows up an hour and half late to the set

Late

3) His opener performs longer than he does

opener

4) All Holiday Inns Are Booked Within A Five Mile Radius

HI

5) You’ve had more drinks than songs you recognize

drinks